ONE VOTE

Well...
If you haven't heard yet (they've been running the story on CNN for a few days now)...
The Pain Brothers LOST the last round of Fist-A-Cuffs! ...By ONE VOTE!

Ugh!

The new WORLD FACA Champions are the team of "Skin and Bonez"!

Maris Wicks

and

Joe Quinones

Congratulations guys! ('two outta three?)

My Brother in Pain,
David Rubin, commemorated the occasion with this:


Is that guy a STUD or what?

Go check out his art and tell him how cool he is!:

David

Rokk the Vote!

THIS IS IT!

The Fist-A-Cuffs EAST VS. WEST CHAMPIONSHIP!
And it's for or all the marbles!...Actually for two swell championship belts!

The "Pain Brothers" need your HELP one more time!
(which translates to votes.)

Please Vote Here!

Thanks everyone for your support!

P.S. remember;

"VOTERS must have a complete profile, your vote will be void if the USER PROFILE is not legit. (It will help if you have a link to a working Blog or Website.) "

P. Conrad Esq.
Official Press Agent of The Pain Brothers

We Did it!

It's Official...the Pain Brothers are the new FACA Conference West CHAMPIONS!!!


And when I say "We" did it...I really mean "We"....as in all you voters out there. THANK YOU.
Here's a picture of the championship rings that are headed our way;


I'm sharing this ring with all of our supporters...I dedicate it to you! So, if you want to wear it for a bit, just stop on by. :)

Stay tuned for info concerning the upcoming WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP 'BOUT!

Meanwhile...

In the F.A.C. universe...


Hmmm...Will TrogHammer come out of retirement?
T.H. jr may need a new pair of sneakers... Braces for sure! :D

(psssst. remember to vote for the Pain Bro.s!)

Vote Here!

FIST-A-CUFFS 2!

That's right...I'm back for more punishment.
The mighty TrogHammer gave it the ol' college try...but was sacked in the third round.
Don't cry for T.H. though...always remember the words of Oscar Goldman; "We CAN rebuild him."
While T.H. recuperates, he had us put in a call to his cousin Floyd Ragnarokker to fill his sandals for the next FAC tournament.

Allow me to introduce THE RAGNAROKKER!




This time around it's a tag team match. And Ragnarokker (Floyd to friends and family only) has the good fortune of teaming up with his old friend Kaptain Knife Kafka! (as drawn by my friend David Rubin) They'll be fighting under the moniker of "The PAIN BROTHERS".

Be sure and head over to Sam Hiti's Fist-A-Cuffs blog for all the gory fun...and remember to vote for the "right" team... We are currently in match #3. ;)

Vote Here!

David and I thought it might be fun for each of us to take a swing at coloring the duo...
So Here's my take on our Four Armed Fist-A-Cuffers!


Please visit David's blog to see the fantastic work that he's posting there...and pester him for his version of the Deadly Duo.

David Rubin

Trog-Hammer SMASH!

Yes, TrogHammer IS mighty. There's no doubt about that.
But, just like all the great warriors before him (Genghis Khan, George the Animal Steel, Shelley Winters & Russel Crowe to name a few), he benefits from the support of his fans as he smashes his opponents into so much bloody paste.
With that in mind, T.H., as his friends call him, needs your help. He would never ask you himself, but I know that he needs it. Please stop by and let him know how you really feel...

Fist-A-Cuffs

Your post can make the difference between a simple win, and a disgusting mangled bloody mess, with little bits of gristle, hair and possibly some entrails stretched from one corner of the mat to the other.
And after all, I think that's what we all really want. Right?

So, cast your vote, and let's help a small town boy from the wrong side of the tracks know that you really care...and um, yes...uh, the hm, bloody bits,...yes that too.

Thank you very much.

Paul Conrad (close personal friend and water boy for TrogHammer)